Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for May 17, 2009
Transcript:
Satchel says, "Could you tell me if my new picture is straight?" Bucky says, "What is that?" Satchel says, "It's a flea circus! Ha ha!" Bucky says, "A flea circus?! What are you, mental?! Who the @#%$ gave those things a platform upon which to spread their filth?!" Satchel says, "Uh..." Bucky says, "Who sits around thinking 'You know, it's tiring bringing disease to people, let's bring people to the disease!'" Bucky says, "'We'll take the filthiest, most disease-ridden vermin on Earth and invite families to come see them!" Satchel says, "I don't think it-" Bucky says, "Who owns it? The ringworm brother or bubonic & Bailey?" Bucky says, "There's a bloodsucker born every minute, eh? You ought to be ashamed." Satchel says, "Rob? Can you help me for a minute?" Bucky says, "What's it called, cirque du plague? Psh. Good day."
Has Bucky found something worse than Mr. Fungo Squiggly the Ferret?