Get Fuzzy by Darby Conley for November 15, 2009
Transcript:
Bucky says, "Robert, how often have you needed a sheet, yet had only your underwear for fabric?" Rob says, "Never." Bucky says, "Well, then you're due. You'll probably want to load up on my new product: Undersheet." Rob says, "You folded up a sheet and pinned it together? Sorry, I'm not wearing pins in my crotch." Bucky says, "They're safety pins! Hold on, look..." Bucky says, "See? Instant sheet." Rob says, "Bucky, that sheet is now unusable! You cut leg holes in it!" Bucky says, "Hold on, I think I have just the product you're looking for..." Bucky says, "...The sheeti-skirt. A bit counterculture for you, but I'm not here to judge." Rob says, "Please leave." Bucky says, "Well, with that attitude, I'm not even going to offer you one of my new sp'hat 'chulas."