Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for September 06, 2000
Transcript:
"You folks ready to order?" "I think I need more time." "I'M ready." "I want a cheeseburger with white, not yellow, american cheese on a poppy seed, not sesame seed, bun. I want my meat patty fresh, not frozen, cooked medium well. I want lettuce-but make sure it's not brown, tomato, and NO onions. Oh - and I was mustard but it MUST be dijon. and a coke." "How about you, honey? Are you ready to order yet?" "I'm sorry...I'm still deciding." "Michael, come on! Waitresses hate customers like you!"