Grand Avenue by Mike Thompson for May 31, 2003
May 30, 2003
June 02, 2003
Transcript:
"I know you guys think I'm kind of strict, but I'm just trying to raise you the best I can." "The strong values I instill in you now will hopefully turn you into good, honest adults. I mean, think of my GUILT if you didn't turn out well..." "Like, what if one of you grew up to be an INTERNET SPAMMER? I couldn't live with myself!"
I’m so glad that neither of my two turned out to be a democrat! If they had become liberals, I would know that I’m a failure. But I have two wonderful Republicans for kids!