Ink Pen by Phil Dunlap for May 21, 2006

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Girl: Listen, Tom, we have to talk... Boy: Whoa!! What's goin' on?!? Captain Victorious: I just saved you. Boy: From what? Captain: From getting your heart ripped out! Your girlfriend was about to dump you. Boy: Wh - ? Really? Captain: All the signs were there! The body language, the public meeting, the "we have to talk" talk. Come on! Boy: Huh... why didn't I see that? Of course! I just lost my job, I've got all this debt - why wouldn't she dump me? Well, forget her! I'll find someone else before she can tear my heart out! Vegas? Captain: Vegas. Girl: I can't wait to tell Tom I won the lottery!