In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 22, 1996
Transcript:
Dana: I'm sick of you leaving food bits in the drain. It's gross and we have bugs. Steven: Dana, I'm not in the mood to argue now. Dana: Sorry, Steven. When would be better for you? Steven: Tomorrow morning, say 7:30? Dana: No, I'd like to keep that time open in case you leave a wet towel on the floor. Steven: How about 8:00? Dana: No Good. I have you scheduled to put fingerprints all over the mirror. Steven: I'd say later this evening, but I have something with my mother. Dana: What's that? Steven: "You never call your grandmother." "Yes. I do." Dana: Wednesday might work."