In the Bleachers by Ben Zaehringer for December 12, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Superior court is now in session. All Rise. Judge: Let's proceed. Counselors, please approach the bench. Ok, on the count of three, I want to see rock, paper of scissors. One, two, three!! Rock smashes scissors... Defense is 'shirts,' Prosecution is 'skins.' Man: Dang.