JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 16, 1996
Transcript:
Frank: pop, why on earth did you buy that stupid hairpiece? Frank: Because plugs are unsightly. Frank: Son, I'm about to sign a record deal! I need to look youthful! Frank: maybe a new wardrobe will do the trick! Frank: What if I wear my pants low and baggy like the kids do? Joe: you'll get arrested.
“… By me.”