JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for November 09, 1997

Transcript:

Joe: This is the story of hansel and gretel. Joe: Ripped from today's headlines! Joe: Hansel and gretel's folks were hurtin' for cash. Joe: So their mean parents tried to abandon the kids in the woods to cut down on the food bill. The kids were very lost and stumbled upon a gingerbread house. A witch lived in the house and invited them inside. Joe: She was even worse than the parents. in fact, she wanted to eat hansel! So she locked him in a cage to fatten him up. Gretel rescued hansel by pushing the old hag into an oven. Joe: Hansel and gretel robbed her house and lived happily ever after.... sunny: hooray! Joe: As fugitives! Marcy: Joe, can we chat?