JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for March 15, 1998
Transcript:
Marcy: Hey, joe! your dinner is getting cold! Please come upstairs! Joe: In a minute. Marcy: What is it about men and stupid basements? Woman: I just slide clarence his supper under the door. clarence: This is sub woofer heaven, joe! Joe: Sixty inch screen...dvd...surround sound speakers. Clarence: And this area here? joe: My components: OMX receiver with dual 12 inch drivers and a 500 watt amp. Joe: Soundproof ceilings so I can really go "spielberg" all up in here. clarence: I made the mistake of buying LX700 series in walls. Joe: fool! you should have waited for the DMX 2000s! Woman: They've been in your basement for hours! Marcy: staring at the walls. I don't get it! Clarence: Yessiree....this is going to be quite a home theater! Joe: As soon as my kids get out of college, boy, watch out!