JumpStart by Robb Armstrong for January 15, 2000
Transcript:
"The new millennium! The information age blasts through cyberspace at warp speed!" "Mankind's technological progress is boundless! There no longer is a "final frontier"!" "There remains just one lingering question..." "How come our cordless phones are always dead?!" "Yikes, I think our cell phone is on a party line with the pentagon!"