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Luann: This is it, Bernice- My first full day of sitting in front of Aaron Hill! How do I look?
Bernice: Fine. But you smell funny
Luann: What? How could I smell funny?
Bernice: I think your certs is clashing with your arrid and your jontue...
Certs were/is a breath mint, Arrid (extra dry) was/is antiperspirant and Jantue is cheap cologne still sold at Walgreens.