Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for August 22, 1992
Transcript:
to mom and dad: i need the full hour i spend in the shower my skin has more oil than kuwait. i hurry and rush to shave, pluck and brush i feel like i'm constantly late! i really could use the whole morning to choose which outfits i'm going to wear i never get through all the stuff i must do i could spend half the day on my hair! so thats why i fum when you point to my room and ask why it never gets clean i haven;t the time to clean, dust and shine-i'm busy just being a teen!
Sillls, guess you were just a perfect teenager then. Goody for you.