Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for December 27, 1995
Transcript:
Brad is back at the store. Same saleswoman asks, "May I help you?" Brad says. "Yes. I want to buy this..um..these..um.. things." Brad has the G-string set. Woman asks, "Didn't you buy one of these sets last week?" Brad says, "Right. But I returned it. It was the wrong.. um.. size.." Woman says, "These are 'one size fits all.'" Brad says, "I mean color. It was the wrong color!" Woman says, "They only come in red. Exactly who is this for?" Brad exclaims, "My wife! She's over there somewhere!"