Luann by Greg Evans and Karen Evans for July 26, 1997
Transcript:
A very sad Luann walks into the house. Nancy asks Frank, "Did the big date go all right? Luann looks a bit moody." Frank says, "She was expecting a kiss from Aaron but he didn't deliver." Frank continues, "Years of waiting for him to notice her, months of planning the perfect date, a whole day spent getting ready.. And it ended in a big nothing. All he said was 'Thanks'. Now Luann thinks she's ugly and undesirable." Nancy takes her anger out on Frank. She smacks him on the back of his head and shouts, "You guys are such jerks!"
Unless we try a kiss, and then we’re aggressive rapists filled with toxic masculinity.