Monty by Jim Meddick for October 20, 2005
Transcript:
"Ah. Autumn rain..." "It's strange really...How, when one nears the end, all things take on a profound clarity...And newfound beauty..." "Behold! Dried remnants of summer's flowers, now darkened and twisted into macabre, evocative forms." "Mommy Mommy don't touch my heinie." "Ha ha ha ha ha" "And, of course, Bob Saget's voice-over quips on America's Funniest Home Videos begin to reveal delightful, previously overlooked foibles of human nature..."