Monty by Jim Meddick for March 13, 2006
Transcript:
"Over the years Gilligan's psychopathy only worsened." "And the Professor, with his scientific background, was the first to suspect a problem..." "So, to defend himself and his fellow castaways, the Professor began construction of a semi-automatic hand-gun out of bamboo and coconut shells..." "But unfortunately this was one project Gilligan could not allow the Professor to complete."