Monty by Jim Meddick for December 14, 2006
Transcript:
"You were exposed to nearly three hours of Christmas muzak and your brain has been injured..." "But we're here to help you." "OK. A candy cane. Fight the urge to garnish it with a stain ribbon and glue-gun it to a decorative tote bag." "Just let it be...Just let it..." "AAHHHHH!" "I guess we'll have to start back with the ceramic elf." "And just when I thought we were making progress..."