Monty by Jim Meddick for September 11, 2009
Transcript:
Gretchen says, "So. What did you two love-birds do last night?" Judith says, "We rented 'Paris, Je t'aime'." Monty says, "That's right. We rented 'Paris, Je T'aime.'" Gretchen says, "'Paris, Je T'aime!' But that's a foreign film with subtitles! I thought you hated reading sub-mmmm" Monty says, "Subpar literature!" Monty says, "That's what I told you!...You must've misunderstood!..." Wink Wink Monty says, "No! No! I love reading! Sub-titles! Pamphlets! Library books...especially library books! You name it! I just love reading! Reading! Reading!"
Especially books with diagrams!