Non Sequitur by Wiley Miller for February 07, 1999
Transcript:
Man: Ah, here we go...abandoned ship emergency procedures: step one-find a way to blame it on the media... Joe: Hey, aren't those the toys you got for Christmas, Danae? Danae: Uh-huh. Joe: Well, I see that you haven't taken them out of their boxes yet. Are you planning on returning them? Danae: You're kidding,aren't you, daddy? Any one of these toys may become a valuable collector's item. By keeping them in the original packaging, I'll increase their value ten-fold.This is my future livelihood here! Joe: I don't know whether I should get her into counseling, or pay her for investment counseling... Man: Well, considering she already has a better retirement portfolio than you...
Or start unpacking the packages on YouTube and gather millions of followers.