Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for September 19, 1996
Transcript:
We have to wait 9 months to see Norene's little pudding head! What?! Hey, crib cat!... Life's a waitin'! Birth!... Barney!... Bullwinkle!... Infomercials!... Pop tarts!... Sitcoms!... Dentures!... Death!!... Let's get on with it!!! RJ... It's his party, and he'll hide if he wants to. Hey... No guts, no Green Acres.
So the list he lists is all the things in life in order