Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 13, 2001
Transcript:
"Sometimes I wonder what I'd be if, instead of devoting myself to the leisure arts, I had followed my father into highway shoulder scavenging." "RJ, Someone once told me. The road not taken..." "Leads to the grille of an oncoming 20-ton semi." "Yeah, that's right! Hey, who said that?" "You did." "I knew it sounded familiar."