Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for January 25, 2002
Transcript:
"...'I will be the ring bearer,' said Frodo... 'I will take the ring to Mordor and destroy it.'" "Wow!" "Why trust a super-important quest to a 3-foot tall hairy-footed civilian?!" "Who would you have given the ring to?" "Superman! Batman! Spiderman! even Hong Kong Phooey could've handled it!" "The fact that they have nothing to do with the story doesn't bother you?" "Heck no! Can't you write them in as you go along?!" "Hong Kong Phooey versus Sauron! Cool!" "C'mon! Do it for the kid!"