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"Verne, you look like you've always looked." "Fat." "We don't think of you as 'fat' right, guys? We think of you as... well... you know..." "Sumo-shaped" "Hippo-hips" "Bronto-butt" "Duuuuude!" "A waddling tub-o-lard!" "... but never 'fat.'"