Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for March 16, 2009
Transcript:
Verne says, "Hmm?Well, been?ah?Dating much?" Snail says, "George Clooney and I were tight for a while." Snail says, "?He's a nice guy, but when you date a star it's really just about them. You know what I mean?" Verne says, "Yes. Of course?It's terrible, the way those famous, handsome stud-like stars are..." Snail says, "Verne, George dating me is absurd...I'm a snail and he..." Snail says, "...Never graduated from college." Verne says, "Oh, well, that is absurd."