Over the Hedge by T Lewis and Michael Fry for February 19, 2010
Transcript:
The Great Role Reversal-Roo! RJ says, "This is what Verne does every day?" Hammy says, "It's all in his calendar!..." Hammy says, "9:07? Breathe. 9:07:03? Breathe. 9:07:05? calculate expansion of universe. 9:07:06? Breathe. 9:07:07? Marvel at moss. 9:07:08... Breathe." RJ says, "This isn't fair!... It takes insane effort to be Verne!... It takes zero effort to be me!" Verne says, "Must... eat... cake... must... ignore... 7,000 gram... saturated fat... caulking... arteries... with... super... glue..."