Because there is no such thing as a stale Twinkie, there can be no such thing as a fresh Twinkie. In event of a nuclear war, the only survivors will be mutant cockroaches and Twinkies. And the roaches will have enough sense to not eat the Twinkies.
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Because there is no such thing as a stale Twinkie, there can be no such thing as a fresh Twinkie. In event of a nuclear war, the only survivors will be mutant cockroaches and Twinkies. And the roaches will have enough sense to not eat the Twinkies.