Pearls Before Swine by Stephan Pastis for April 23, 2002
Transcript:
"Welcome, everyone, to the first annual Wallies, an award show dedicated to validating all my opinions." "I'm watching TV." "Our first award tonight is for this year's wittiest Rat... And the nominees are... Rat... And Pig." "Pssst... This probably won't be your year."
Just ignore him pig as you seem to be doing.