Oh yes, they call him the streak. He likes to show off his physique. If there’s an audience to be found, he’ll be streakin’ around invitin’ public critique.
I agree that the Watergate burglary was on the level of frat boys stealing another team’s mascot. However, it was the break in at the office of Daniel Ellsberg’s psychiatrist that was the serious crime over which Nixon resigned. Turned out to be good for Ellsberg since it got his case dismissed.
For me, it’s the only place I feel like an over-achiever.