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When we were kids, we called honey “concenrated bee vomit.”
My dad used to answer that one with “twice the distance from the center to the ends.”
Yup, I’m one of those guilty curmudgeons :-)
The curmudgeon speaks: AAK! It’s “composed of” or “comprises,” but never “comprised of”!!!
I do that joke with “watch.”
The grammar curmudgeon says: AAK! It’s “nauseated,” not “nauseous.” “Nauseous” means “causing nausea.”
Warning: Don’t try to catch snowflakes on your tongue until all the birds have flown south.
Cheerleaders’ grace: Rub-a-dub-dub thanks for the grub. Yaay God!
yas. That’s one of the three biggest lies. The other two are “the check is in the mail” and “my wife doesn’t understand me.”
Alas, never got the chicken website written. Maybe I’ll try again after I retire.
When we were kids, we called honey “concenrated bee vomit.”