Real Life Adventures by Gary Wise and Lance Aldrich for February 10, 2002
Transcript:
Man: The roof leaks. The basement leaks. There's structural damage to the foundation, no insulation to speak of, squirrels live in the attic. And I'm a real slob, just ask my wife! Look, I brought polaroids of the bathroom. Woman: Hmmm.. I see here you've added a solarium, three-car garage and indoor pool. I'm sorry, Mr. Bovee, but we are going to have to raise the valuation of what you refer to as 'that crummy dump I live in.' A man's home is his castle, except at property tax tincrease time.