Red and Rover by Brian Basset for November 30, 2001
Transcript:
Charlie: Red, elbows off the table please, and quit picking at your asparagus. You're only delaying the inevitable. Red: Not for me! Picking at it breaks it apart! And since asparagus is nothing but organic material, it should simply dry up a shrivel away! Gone. kaput. Charlie: Here have some more then. Red: My brilliant plan. Gone kaput.
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