Rob Rogers for May 15, 2015
Transcript:
A republican sees news of the Amtrak disaster in Philadelphia, a homeless man in need of food, and an emergency room. Republican: That reminds me... I need to cut transportation funding! That reminds me... I need to cut food stamps! That reminds me... I need to cut Obamacare! Voter: That reminds me... I need to cut you!
Wait, you can’t cut the Republicans. If you do, who will there be to hate gay people and blacks? Who will try to replace science with religion in the classroom? Who will start the wars? Who will allow financial shenanigans so we can have more recessions and depressions? Who will there be who doesn’t care about the environment? Or the working class? Who will there be to try and suppress women?