Rose is Rose by Don Wimmer and Pat Brady for February 08, 1990
Transcript:
Rose: I feel like I'm gaining weight, but the scale says I'm losing! Wait a minute! Jimbo is trying to trick me again by turning back the dial! Stop trying to mold me into your image of the perfect woman! Jimbo: If you'd just try an extra hundred pounds, I know you'd like it, hon!
One wonders why he married a slim girl in the first place! (Maybe he got a look at Meemaw and figured that Rose would quickly grow to resemble her!)