Stone Soup by Jan Eliot for April 25, 2015
Transcript:
Joan: Max doesn't like the bubble shooter I bought him. Wally: But MAX?! This is the intergalactic alien VAPORIZER model! Max: ? Wally: Any alien touched by one of these bubbles immediately MELTS into a puddle of OOOZE! Joan: I see. I didn't FRAME it properly - as a weapon of mass destruction. Wally: You're welcome. Max: BWA HA
Salesmanship.