Ted Rall for March 22, 1997
Transcript:
Man 1: I heard you didn't get the promotion. Man 2: Yup. I'm a loser. Man 1: True, you are technically a loser. But that's only because you tried. If everyone stopped trying out of fear of losing all progress would end! You can't have winners without losers! Your efforts, although unsuccessful, encouraged the person who won to work even harder. You were a by-product of success... a success that ultimately benefits everyone! Feel better huh? Man 2: Enjoy your new office scum.