Ted Rall for December 19, 1997
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It's the alternative comic that's taking America over the edge... Julie fish head It's "cool" young people "like" "it" Inexplicably and for no particular reason, Julie has the head of a fish! Oh hunny, I hate having the head of a fish! Hun? Hun? Get it? It's Ironic! Julie gets worried the night before her big date!! Oh lordy, that cuts it - I've got an enormous zit! What will Michael think? Know what this really means? But everything goes well!!! I love you Julie fish head. You look like Adolf Hitler. Buy the action figures! Bookmark the web site! On the way home it's a little awkward!!!! No one fertilizes my eggs until the third date - quit staring at my dorsal fin and watch the road! I love you Julie fish he - wh - ? What now? See the H.B.O. movie! Oh lordy I'm drownin'! But you're a fish. That's just the head, moron. Next time: more cool "stuff" happens!!!