Ted Rall for May 04, 1998
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Al Gore gears up his presidential campaign (Woman: Clinton's genius was that he made such a lousy first impression in '92.) (Man: True-once he established his scumminess no one expected anything better.) (Man 2: Wait a minute... Are you saying that I need to debase myself, that I should wallow in corruption, infidelity and decadence in order to inoculate my presidency from some unimaginable scandal? I love tipper! I'm not gonna go screw around with some tart in public just for political gain!) (Woman: You'd also get sex out of it.) (Man 2: Fine. Which tarts do you have in mind?)