Ted Rall for May 16, 1998
Transcript:
Lifetime Achievement Award Man: The recipient of the next award is a distinguished example of achievement under adversity. Ahead of his time yet scorned by his peers, he endured ridicule, poverty, and neglect while less-talented people collected prizes that were rightfully his. Come on up! Man 2: Hey! That's me! Urgh... Akron Woman: He's having a stroke! Call 911! Man 3: Clear! Man 4: How ironic. Man 5: Grab the medal on your way out.