Ted Rall for September 18, 2000
Transcript:
Post Modern: Presidential diagnoses in reverse time order. Woman: George W's undetected malapropisms, hyperkineticism and aversion to lengthy meetings point to dyslexia with a dash of attention deficit disorder. New Age: Man: Our culture scoffs at him, but on another planet, Bush would be an even bigger genius than his father. Freudian: Man: The elder Bush married his own mother, so in effect, W's Mom is also his grandmother. No wonder his subconscious expresses itself in unpopular, inarticulately presented tax cut plans. Old School: Man: Clearly, George W. Bush is a dumbass.