Ted Rall for March 17, 2001
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Love story, simplified Man: You're hot. Wanna do me? Woman: No. Got someone better Man: You'll do for one night. How about it? Woman: Get a sex change. Then maybe. Man: You're safe and domestic. Dinner and a movie? Woman: Nope. It'd intrude on my career. Man: Please... I'm horny and desperate. Woman: Cool... me too. Man and Woman: This isn't perfect, but dating is so depressing.