Ted Rall for May 13, 2002
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The discovery was an accident. It occurred in a secret fashion laboratory. Yeah, I know... Damn cheap top shrunk! She's a girl, yet I find her exposed midriff arousing. That began a trend that took America by storm. Your intellectual and emotional repugnance is definitively nullified by the sight of your navel. But me a drink, dog. The first indication that exposed midriffery would become truly widespread was its popularity among the widespread. What's your vote: pregnant or overweight? Does it matter? Soon even men were ventilating their belly buttons! If profits continue to decline at this - Busy tonight? There's no doubt that nude thoraxes are here to stay. There's only one question: What next? Stomach pasties! It's covered but just barely... It's so hot!