Ted Rall for April 19, 2003
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Where are the millions of happy Iraqis? Too busy looting to thank us for liberation. (Man 1: I'm gonna give a big gay kiss to the next marine I see- after I sell off my loot on ebay!) They're vacationing on the Syrian Riviera (Woman: Thanks, Rummy! Call me when the Saddam corpse desecration party starts!) The recession is keeping people home (Man 2: I'd like to buy a soldier a coke... but they cost 36.4 billion dinars each.) They're dead (Voice 1: I'm psyched! Shia, schimia! Go, team America!) (Voice 2: Me too! I wanna write a thank-you card to Bush, but damn this lost sentence!)