Ted Rall for May 31, 2003
Transcript:
How free trade= jobs. Man 1: Behold: America's finest minds offer your country the conglomco high -speed gastric atomizer! Man 2: Please to wait one mine. This repugnant product violates basic tenets of our society's moral, cultural and religious traditions. It is also carcinogenic. Man 1: You must buy whatever we make. If you don't we'll sure you in world trade courts for "unfair restraint of trade." I'll put you down for 30,000,000 units. Man 2: Now it's our turn: Tasty Tajik tapeworms. We have 'em, you buy 'em!