Ted Rall for August 02, 2003
July 31, 2003
August 04, 2003
Transcript:
Thank you for calling the state Department of the United States of America. If you require U.S. military intervention, please press "1" now. Does your nation possess enough weapons to defend itself? If not, press "1" now. Using the keys of your touchtone phone, enter your country's oil reserves now. Please hold as we process your request... don't use metric, fool.
