And the Republicans say Well of course I support my president even though those tweets are a little bit on the poor taste side. Of course, if Mr. Mueller produces a signed confession from both Trump & Putin and they both resign I guess I just won’t vote for them next time. Maybe.
And the Democrats say Well of course Big Bob’s report will prove everything we’ve been talking about is 100% true and will bring Trump crashing down immediately. No need to organize massive voter registration drives or resolve the moderate / liberal schism in the party now that the Republican Senate will suddenly be on our side. All our troubles are over.
And the Independents say Well of course I would never vote for a Republican or a Democrat in the first place so none of this really matters to me. We’ve got to get busy choosing another sacrificial candidate that we can brag about when the eventual winner is criticized.
And the alt-rights say Well of course if they try and use this frame-up job to prevent der Führer from completing the fourth Reich we’ll carry out plan Z and do it ourselves. As soon as we get the signal and agree on what plan Z is. We do have a signal you know. You’ll know it when you see it. I think. Maybe next time.
And the Bernie Bros. say Well of course this means four more years of being the Kings & Queens of radically ineffective self righteous never-gonna-vote-or-make-any-contribution-of-any-kind. Safe at last in our permanent angry bird home.
And the Republicans say Well of course I support my president even though those tweets are a little bit on the poor taste side. Of course, if Mr. Mueller produces a signed confession from both Trump & Putin and they both resign I guess I just won’t vote for them next time. Maybe.
And the Democrats say Well of course Big Bob’s report will prove everything we’ve been talking about is 100% true and will bring Trump crashing down immediately. No need to organize massive voter registration drives or resolve the moderate / liberal schism in the party now that the Republican Senate will suddenly be on our side. All our troubles are over.
And the Independents say Well of course I would never vote for a Republican or a Democrat in the first place so none of this really matters to me. We’ve got to get busy choosing another sacrificial candidate that we can brag about when the eventual winner is criticized.
And the alt-rights say Well of course if they try and use this frame-up job to prevent der Führer from completing the fourth Reich we’ll carry out plan Z and do it ourselves. As soon as we get the signal and agree on what plan Z is. We do have a signal you know. You’ll know it when you see it. I think. Maybe next time.
And the Bernie Bros. say Well of course this means four more years of being the Kings & Queens of radically ineffective self righteous never-gonna-vote-or-make-any-contribution-of-any-kind. Safe at last in our permanent angry bird home.