Seventeen verses? Let’s just check that:
1. “She’ll be coming round the mountain…”
2. “She’ll be riding six white horses…”
3. “And we’ll all go out to meet her…”
4. “She’ll be gulping Scotch and soda…”
5. “She will need to use the restroom…”
6. “She’ll be hiding from policemen…”
7. “She’ll be craving bean burritos…”
8. “She will text us from the airport…”
9. “She’ll be dressed like Sailor Venus…”
10. “She will be a bit hungover…”
11. “She will need to borrow money…”
12. “She will punch your great-grandmother…”
13. “She will pass out in the pantry…”
14. “She’ll be making vulgar gestures…”
15. “She’ll be needing penicillin…”
16. “She’ll be talking like a pirate…”
17. “She’ll be singing Broadway show tunes…”
Huh. There ARE seventeen verses. Who knew?
Seventeen verses? Let’s just check that:
1. “She’ll be coming round the mountain…”
2. “She’ll be riding six white horses…”
3. “And we’ll all go out to meet her…”
4. “She’ll be gulping Scotch and soda…”
5. “She will need to use the restroom…”
6. “She’ll be hiding from policemen…”
7. “She’ll be craving bean burritos…”
8. “She will text us from the airport…”
9. “She’ll be dressed like Sailor Venus…”
10. “She will be a bit hungover…”
11. “She will need to borrow money…”
12. “She will punch your great-grandmother…”
13. “She will pass out in the pantry…”
14. “She’ll be making vulgar gestures…”
15. “She’ll be needing penicillin…”
16. “She’ll be talking like a pirate…”
17. “She’ll be singing Broadway show tunes…”
Huh. There ARE seventeen verses. Who knew?