The Born Loser by Art and Chip Sansom for October 23, 1999
Transcript:
Television: He lands an uppercut to the jaw, followed by a jab to the gut! Now they go into a clinch and the referee steps into separate them! Gladys: I haven't listened to a boxing match on the radio in years! Who's fighting? Brutus: The Maple Leafs and the Penguins!