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Mar 12, 2016
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The Born Loser by Art & Chip Sansom
Gladys: Good morning, sleepyhead! You're late for breakfast. 
Wilberforce: Why did you guys get up early for breakfast? 
Brutus: It wasn't early - we got up at the same time as always. You're an hour late!
Gladys: Your father is teasing. We got up early because last night was when we set our clocks ahead for Daylight Savings. 
Wilberforce: Why do we do that? 
Brutus; Well...uh...
Gladys: Evidently, your father thinks Daylight Savings is just the name of a bank!
Mar 14, 2016
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