Tom Toles for February 27, 1996
Transcript:
Elephant: The deficit is our top prioroty. Except for moral decay, which can only be solved by outsiders, but not outsiders from other countries. A 17% flat tax wouldn't solve the deficit of moral decay. On second thought yes it would! A flat tax is a truly nutty idea, and you can't build a wall around the United States. We'll build a wall and stop them cold! I've had my own flat tax proposal out there all along! Maybe there's one more bugle call for the aging functionary, No! Don't wait for orders! Grab your pitchfork and storm the castle. I'm the only one who can beat Clinton. No, I am. Multiple Personality Disorder.